A Dangerous Drug

Active Ingredient: Substance in medications and chemicals responsible for creating desired results.

Placebo: Something, usually relating to drugs, which is almost identical to a taken substance, without actually containing the active ingredient. When taken while fully believing they are getting the desired compound, may cause psychological reactions similar to those taking the ‘real thing’.

Love: an invisible active ingredient produced by a person of the opposite gender; sometimes, among mutated species, the same gender; which is able to produce feelings of euphoria, giddiness and general feelings of well being. May cause blushing and giggling among girls and awkward behaviour among boys. Adult females may start walking on clouds and putting on rose tinted glasses. Males may experience similar feelings and exhibit territorial behaviour. Generally sought for its life balancing properties; failure to read minds and fulfil expectations related to the substance frequently causes chaos. However, the drug has always been in high demand from kingdom come to forever after.

Grades: many grades of the compound can be found in daily life from fondness, tender feelings and passion all the way to everlasting love. Counterfeit versions are often offered by con men and razor blades, thorough research and investigative works essential before buying in. High grade stuff should be handled with care due to serious side effects.

Side effects: Chronic deficiency of active ingredient may cause dysfunction and mental illness. Excessive amounts of placebos taken may cause delusions. Hardcore placebo addicts have reported difficulty trying to stop, even after being advised of the truth, especially if there is about one part per million of a gazillion chance that the placebo might contain the active ingredient they are craving for. Sudden withdrawal of active ingredients has a history of causing temporary or permanent insanity.

Conclusion: Handle with care and buyers beware.

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