Scene 1: PNB Ilham Resort, Tanjung Tuan
Woman bumping into long unseen ex-colleague at Raptor Watch, aka annual gathering of greenies. Ex-c looks her up and down.
Ex-c: Waah.. you lost a lot of weight, ya?
Woman: No lah. I timbang berat samaaa ajer..
Ex-c: Hmm.. berat dosa agaknya tu...
Sabaaa ajelah aku...
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Scene 2: Masjid Jamek LRT station
Long queue at the doors. Train rolls in, also full. A bunch of people struggle to get out, thanks to eejits who like to block the way out. Hello, more people come out, more space for you, right? Duh!
Anyway, time's up, beeper beeps, doors start closing. It bounces. Eejits were trying to squeeze in and being squeezed by doors. Nasib baik ada safety feature. Instead of backing out and waiting for the next train, eejits keep forcing their way in. Door bounces a few more times.
Yours truly: Hampeh. Tunggu la tren belakang. Apa, ingat ni Bangladesh ke?
Girl in front gives me a speaking look.
La. Memang Bangla pun...
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