Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Fuckwittage

Popular usage: in Bridget Jones' Diary and by netizens in cyberspace.

Formal Definition: A stupid person. i.e. a person who refuses to accept clue (as in advice). Example: Someone who repeatedly posts annoying ads in a mailgroup even after being told that it is against the group charter. (And flames the one telling him off.)

Really? Have always thought a fuckwitter was someone who messes around with your head, leaving seeds of ideas which will grow on own free will, but quickly disputed if ever mentioned.

Example: TQ... owe you dinner.
Meaning: He is stating a fact that I am well aware of - that he owes me dinner. It does not mean that he will ever honour that promise. Am not holding my breath, will surely expire long before he even thinks of the location of this fictitious dinner or picks up his phone to invite me.

Guys... why makes promises you don't intend to keep?

*annoyed*

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